Champagne

Perhaps watching Marie Antoinette was not the smartest of choices. Now all I want to do is drink champagne all day, preferably before noon and then after it.

"I drink champagne when I'm happy. And when I'm sad. Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it. Unless I'm thirsty."