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I think I've determined my life sucks. College has only caused my to gain weight, sleep less, be more bitchy than usual, and crush on people that are totally unavailable. This is very reassuring. I feel like my life is in a downward spiral and let me tell you, it's rotten, atrocious, wretched, and miserable.

On the plus side, I'm watching The Sandlot right now and it's pretty funny. Anyways, I'm going to go eat popcorn, wallow in my self-pity followed by self-loathing for eating all the popcorn, and watch The Sandlot.

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